Vice President of Everything (Blk Ltrs) - Hurtz Shirtz Collection

Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this classic cotton tee reads “Vice President of Everything” in a clean, minimalist type that speaks to anyone who quietly runs the show. It’s the kind of shirt that slips into weekend routines: coffee, quick errands, or working from the kitchen table while juggling a dozen small tasks. The relaxed crew fit and midweight cotton feel familiar from the first wear, while the tear-away label keeps it comfortable all day. Subtle humor for people who manage the little details and take pride in doing it all, without shouting about it.

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF prints for crisp, detailed text and sleeve/label printing
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat